Slobbery Kisses

This was a blog post that was supposed to feature on http://goodgirlgoneaverage.blogspot.com/ as apart of her blog wars.  I was selected to list the pros of slobbery kisses.  However... AverageGirl unfortunately has had some illness in the family that has prevented her from posting it.  I hope everyone gets better and she can return soon.


Who doesn’t love a good slobbery kiss? I may be dating myself by calling it this but when you are “French” kissing another person you don’t want feel like you are kissing a sandbox. Slobber is a must!

It adds to the passion of the moment. There is a time and a place for a peck on the cheek, perhaps when you kiss your mother or kids. However, when you want a “real” kiss it needs to be no-holds-barred (pun intended), spit swappin’, slobber drippin’ off your chin kiss. Having slobber dripping off your chin says “I am completely committed to this kiss.” Besides, can you imagine sex without slobbery kisses? It would be like whiskey and coke, without the whiskey. 

Slobbery kisses are a must in Hollywood. You aren’t going to sell any tickets to a Romantic comedy or love story without a good slobbery kiss scene somewhere. It doesn’t count either unless you can see the strings of saliva hanging from both participants in full 1080p HD glory. I say participants because Hollywood uses slobbery kisses to attract all kinds of people. 


The Notebook’s uber-passionate reunited kiss scene tugs at the hearts of every woman (my wife’s anyway). 

While they satisfy the fantasy of every guy with the Wild Things pool kiss. 

There are plenty of people who enjoyed the embrace on Brokeback Mountain.

 Then there is my all time favorite… Han Solo’s smacker he planted on Princess Leia in the heat of the moment. 

Hollywood would be sunk without slobbery kisses!

So… If you aren’t convinced yet let’s try some medical facts! Research claims that passionate kissing will cause you to lose weight! It's time to start that kissing diet! Passionate kissing relieves tension, reduces negative energy and produces a sense of well being. Even your dentist will be happy with your slobbery kissing habits. The extra saliva washes bacteria off your teeth, which can help break down oral plaque. http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/kissing-benefits 


Next time you get a chance, give someone a slobbery kiss! They will thank you for it!